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Marriage Prospects Meme
Since, hey, a few ships are developing, so let's see how eligable characters are!
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Looks: Well, you tell me.
Personality: Possibly one of the nicest guys you will ever meet, if a bit snarky and murder on legs when angry.
Smarts: Damn smart. Tiniest bit lacking in everyday common sense.
Cooking: Irish cuisine. 'Nuff said. 8|
Sex: >implying all mythological heroes aren't good at that
Competition: Every single woman in ancient Ireland and that one chick.
Also Saber and Totally Not Mitsuru/Yukari.Finances: Flat broke.
In-Laws: The lord of the dead and god of love in Celtic myth.
Overall: I'd hit it. As would pretty much every other woman.
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Looks: Described as handsome multiple times. Sometimes the pictures do pull that off.
Personality: Nice guy, cheerful, affectionate, gets into things thoroughly when he gets into them - likes murder. A lot.
Smarts: Brilliant, long memory, easily picks up on things.
Cooking: Average? He can follow a recipe.
Sex: He has experience, and is definitely willing to try new things.
Competition: Aside from the women falling over him, your main problem is Caster. ...Good luck with Caster, guys.
Finances: Broke.
In-Laws: Dead sister (who he killed), parents he's not in contact with.
Overall: Would be a fantastic catch if not for the serial killer part.
Ledah
Looks: Handsome, although apparently easily mistaken for a woman.
Personality: Withdrawn, cold, and practical. Not particularly mean, just difficult to get out of his shell.
Smarts: Intelligent in terms of book smarts. Lacking in social sense.
Cooking: Self-sufficient.
Sex: Unlikely that he'll be convinced to do anything any time soon.
Competition: None?
Finances: He saves up his money for emergencies.
In-Laws: None, given that he was created and doesn't regard anyone as 'family'.
Overall: You could probably do better...
Issei Ryudo
Looks: Issei's complimented more than once in canon on being handsome, but really, he's more just cute, as we all know.
Personality: Exceedingly loyal and caring once you're in his good graces; while he gets embarrassed and shouty easily, there's no doubt he'll be kind to you.
Smarts: A good student and well-learned in things like religion.
Cooking: Best at desserts, but good in most other areas.
Sex: Blushing virgin.
Competition: No one who would actually be interested in him.
Finances: Broke. Money will go to the temple before it goes to you.
In-Laws: Father and brother that will insist on teasing you both about your relationship; dead adoptive brother and almost sister-in-law.
Overall: He's a really good catch, actually.
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Looks: She's a short, but pretty woman with a good figure, though she's got some bad scars.
Personality: Friendly, cheerful, loyal, reckless and a bit socially awkward. Though she has a darker side as well as issues concerning trust.
Smarts: She's a lot smarter than she actually seems, she just rarely shows it.
Cooking: Damn good. It's something April enjoys doing.
Sex: NOPE.avi. She's very much a virgin.
Competition: LOL no.
Finances: Money doesn't exist where she's from, and here she's doing okay-ish.
In-Laws: Don't have to worry about them, since April hasn't seen them in 13 years and is on bad terms with them.
Overall:... S-she would actually be a pretty good catch, despite her awkward derpness. xD
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Looks: You be the judge. (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/ElHustino/Misc%20RP%20Images/Disgaea%20Images/efc4e0b92ac82b59d4a1543f02dd015b.jpg)
Personality: Arrogant, intolerable, prideful, violent, lazy.
Smarts: She doesn't exactly have an education but she's incredibly clever, perceptive, and experienced.
Cooking: Probably average at best. She has others cook for her, but she likely cooked for herself when she was young.
Sex: ...She IS some species of Succubus.
Competition: No one, except maybe Laharlflonne.
Finances: She's got over one billion HL, which translates to about 100 million dollars.
In-Laws: Closest thing are, again, Flonne and Laharl. The trio is a package deal.
Overall: Good catch, I guess, if you're not interested in breasts and can inexplicably put up with/actually enjoy her personality. You'll have to be some sort of masochist.
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Looks: idk he's alright, I guess.
Personality: Violent, snide, and yet somehow still a thoroughly friendly dude.
Smarts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cooking: A live skill that doesn't involve punching, so probably not?
Sex: Well, he's apparently popular with his local prostitutes, so take that as you will?
Competition: ...Getter Robo? Also maybe Raikou Minamoto sort of.
Finances: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
In-Laws: Ryoma's dad is dead, I'm not 100% sure he even has a mom because by god if any man could reproduce by budding and get a child with two Y chromosomes, it would be Ryoma's dad. Also there's Hayato the genius sociopath and Benkei pervert monk, they're basically family.
Overall: Oh god no why would you ever.
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Looks: LINK. Around 5'7, average build and quite cute.
Personality: Cheerful, friendly and very loyal, still a dork.
Smarts: Computer smarts, above average grades except in history.
Cooking: Decent cook!
Sex: He's a virgin |D;;
Competition:
NaoyaHiroKeisukeIDEK, whoever's not interested in Hiro?Finances: Fairly well off, enough to live by himself without getting a part-time job.
In-Laws: Just his parents, who are working abroad.
Overall: The most loyal husband you can ask for, if you don't mind his dorkiness.
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Looks: /shrug (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/sabermoff/devolaart.jpg)
Personality: Cheerful and friendly, but kind of a smart-ass.
Smarts: Good street smarts, more book smarts than she lets on.
Cooking: Not too bad; makes things that don't taste like death, at least. :V
Sex: Fairly uninterested, usually. A bit too interested, drunkenly.
Competition: According to THE INTERNET her twin sister. Let's... Let's ignore the internet, here...
Finances: It's good to be the (co)mayor! She seems to live comfortably, anyway.
In-Laws: Her twin sister, Popola. In NieR Replicant the main character and his sister are all but the two's adopted children. In NieR Gestalt, the main character is merely a friend who's daughter they help watch over.
Overall: You can probably do better, you can probably do worse.
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Looks: No (http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa335/the_golden_king/200601062.gif) idea (http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa335/the_golden_king/20141034.jpg), bro (http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa335/the_golden_king/16277325.jpg).
Personality: Arrogant, narrcistic, chauvinistic, EGO THE SIZE OF JUPITER.
Smarts: The Throne of Heroes pretty much provided him with all the knowledge he needed of the current world... in the 1990s, so yeah. He does have the potential to be pretty smart, but his pride often gets in the way of that.
Cooking: what is cooking for yourself when you have this much money?
Sex: Pfffft. He was a God Emperor. What do YOU think?
Competition: Enkidu and Saber
even though she's just being tsundere.Finances: Money just follows him. Seriously.
In-Laws: A Sumerian Goddess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninsun), A Sumerian King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lugalbanda), Gilgamesh's son (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Nungal), and Enkidu?
Overall: He is a horrible choice and you should feel bad for even considering.
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Asuka is 14 years old and what is this.
Looks: Long flowing red hair, in excellent shape, best features of German and Japanese heritage. On the skinny and short side, though.
Personality: Domineering, demanding, whiny when she doesn't get her way, superiority complex the size of a skyscraper. Does not take shit from anyone or tolerate cowards. You're going to need a lot of patience or good health insurance to deal with her long-term.
Smarts: Wunderkind. She's a college graduate at 14, and a genius when it comes to anything scientific. Not a lot of common sense or street smarts, though, which happens when you think you're always right.
Cooking: Ahahahahaha, no. You want her movieverse doppelganger for this.
Sex: Despite being a tease, Asuka believes in holding out for marriage, so it will probably be awkward. She'll definitely put the same excessive effort into it that she does into every other physical activity, though, so be prepared to keep up.
Competition: A Japanese James Bond who doesn't know how to shave and (assuming she's ever able to canon-update) a timid dweeb who doesn't shave yet. The former would be dangerous if he was remotely interested in Asuka, the latter is...well...special.
Finances: Basically nil, especially here. Supposedly all her pay from NERV is going into a trust fund, but...
In-Laws: Distant father and stepmother. She kind of ignores them as much as possible. Also her mom's a giant robot.
Overall: Dude, seriously? She's 14. Even when she grows up, she's not going to be any less annoying or violent. Probably. Go for it if you're a masochist.
Adachi
Looks: Plain, lanky, no fashion sense or grooming skills. And yet, the fandom still drools over him. Must be the voice.
Personality: A wimp and a whiner, but someone who tries his best anyway.
Smarts: He managed to become a police detective, but outside of that he's pretty bad at applying his intelligence to anything productive.
Cooking: He's broke and lives off of discount cabbage. Clearly, he's a miracle worker in the kitchen if he's still alive.
Sex: I really can't imagine him putting a lot of effort into this. Nor do I want to.
Competition: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Finances: See above about 'discount cabbage'.
In-Laws: He's 27 and pretty independent. His parents likely live far away.
Overall: If you want a project husband, you can sure as hell give it a try.
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Looks: WELP. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R5Rv1ii4lhk/TY2mlRa6aGI/AAAAAAAAOfU/gQOOkLMTc2I/s1600/kaiji.jpg") Also now he's got some rather nasty scars, like where his left ear was stitched back on, as well as all the fingers on his left hand. And this (http://mistakesofyouth.com/images/kaiji_20_2.jpg) as well. Despite looking skinny, Kaiji's in pretty good shape. Backbreaking labor 14 hours a day for several months will do that. :V
Personality: Kaiji can be a whiny loser of a loner most of the time, but he believes in people and is generally a nice guy. Also, gambling addict. Or more like an adrenaline junkie, I think.
Smarts: He doesn't seem it, since he pretty much totally lacks in common sense, but Kaiji is CRAZY SMART. It's just well-buried underneath a few layers of derpiness and emoness.
Cooking: Do instant noodles count 8|a
Sex: I'm 99% sure he's a virgin.
Competition: Mikoko?! (http://pds2.egloos.com/pds/1/200607/27/37/b0013537_9422359.jpg) No seriously please get her away from him
Finances: Ahahahahaha broke as a joke and will always be that way.
In-Laws: Kaiji doesn't really talk with his family. It's mentioned once in the manga that his dad died but has his mother and an older sister. Pretty much they're nothing you have to worry about.
Overall: I suppose you could do worse.
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Looks: The fullbody (http://img1.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/ba2f225e93fdf226445f19a1d191567b1226139417_full.jpg) picture kind of sucks, but he's got a pretty cute smile (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110510082335/tokyomajingkt/images/thumb/4/4b/Children22.jpg/786px-Children22.jpg) and has a rep at his school for being a handsome and mysterious transfer student.
Personality: Quiet and incredibly loyal to his friends and loved ones. Also, ridiculously nice to the point of doing everything he can to protect or help complete strangers, even if they are trying ultimately to get him killed/make him suffer. And he knows it.
Smarts: He's a martial arts genius and had top scores when he took the entrance exams for his high school. The kid just tends not to apply himself when he doesn't have to, which is why his grades kind of stink.
Cooking: He could probably be decent if you could get him to try. But since he doesn't, he usually just eats out or snacks on things.
Sex: Shockingly, a virgin. For being based on a game where you can end up with most of your many, many party members, the anime has managed to shoot down nearly any relationship he might have had. With a vengeance.
Competition: None really! He had a girlfriend briefly, but she was kind of already dead at that point and being used as a trap. And while he did care about her enough to risk himself to get her out of it, he kind of does that for anyone.
Finances: His adoptive father is a pretty famous potter, so his family at the very least is well off.
In-Laws: His biological parents are both dead. His adoptive parents can be summed up by the word "doting".
Overall: Probably a good catch if you don't mind an incredibly quiet husbando.
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Looks: Golden hair, fair skin, and her eyes are described in so many ways by Rin and Shirou throughout the game that you might think the novel was purple prose. A bit on the short side (5'2") and seemingly flat chested. If you look at her as a woman, you will see a beautiful one. If you look at her as a man, you will see a youthful boy.
Personality: Stoic. Solemn. A true leader. Manage to break through that and she just wants to be the girl she never got to be. Loves cute things and food.
Smarts: She has a Rank A instinct so when it comes to combat she's got the smarts. Modern stuff doesn't confuse her as it does other Servants, but
Cooking: Can't do it at all.
Sex: She has some experience if you call making love to Shirou that.
Competition: Shirou Emiya. Gilgamesh. Lancer.
Garviel.At this point I think it's easier to list people who aren't interested in her.Finances: A king in her past life. Here she struggles with a job.
In-Laws: Uther Pendragon is her father, Igraine is her mother. Sir Ector raises her as his own. Also has a homunculus son by the name of Mordred.
Overall: Fix the broken bird, receive the most loyal of loves.
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Looks: The hair's pretty ridiculous and he's short and scrawny, but not too bad. Warning: may or may not have stupid pencil mustache (http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/60953-Shadow%20of%20Death/953/55/bre_66b_display.jpg) genes.
Personality: Lazy, rude, angry, manic, emotionally stunted. Heart of gold.
Smarts: Conditionally pretty intelligent! Conditionally.
Cooking: If he doesn't have servants to cook for him he canonically starts living on ramen and chips for weeks.
Sex: No.
Competition: He is halfway to being a parody of a harem anime protagonist; most of the competition is insane and highly dangerous.
Finances: At least he's good and rich, being king of an entire planet/dimension/it's unclear.
In-Laws: Strictly canonical ones dead; in the novels he has an evil aunt and uncle and cousin, and another cousin who is somehow in the Extended Universe version of his lunatic unwanted harem.
Overall: Come back in 1000 years to see how he's grown up.
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Looks: The novel describes him as looking homeless. Kiritsugu has a stubble, a very old coat, and somewhat messy hair. He smokes, and has taken to eating terribly as of late. He's in good shape, though. At least for now.
Personality: Oooh boy. It's... it's not good. Kiritsugu needs years to really let anyone in. If you earn his trust, he will display utmost reliance in your abilities, but will still be distant. However, there's an upside. He'll be completely kind and even somewhat humorous if you're family.
Smarts: Pretty intelligent. He's adept at strategy and modern technology, and he's pretty good at figuring out how a person will react to something ahead of time.
Cooking: No. Urobuchi-prose makes a point of him being more used to the taste of slaughter, which translates into him eating fast food.
Sex: Err, he has experience, yes. However, he's not that interested anymore. Too fixated on his wife.
Competition: Iri. Iri Iri Iri Iri Iri. Maiya, too, but she probably wouldn't complain.
Finances: Pretty good. He's still pretty loaded from the funds the Einzbern house gave him. Cars, motorcycles, guns, and a giiiant mansion.
In-Laws: Shirou Emiya and Ilyasviel von Einzbern, his son and daughter. Irisviel von Einzbern, his wife.
Overall: > Irisviel von Einzbern
> his wife
Don't get your hopes up.