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tvkspam2012-04-13 10:03 pm
technologic) wrote in tvkspam2012-04-13 10:03 pm
Well, we are due for one!
♥ Oh, hello, TVK. Is it me you're looking for? ♥
Even if it isn't, it should be! We haven't had a kink meme... for a while... and frankly, what with the ships forming ever, we desperately need one.
To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in
1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.
2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.
For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:
Characters: Beer/Kaiji
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: I shouldn't have to describe how this is going to work.
3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!
4. Someone else's kink may not be your kink! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.
5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: Go crazy on this one.
Prompt: Gaignun forgot to turn of his swag...oh you know the joke already.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: pg 13
Prompt: A nice spring time date
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: Any
Prompt: The fine tradition of accidentally getting recorded with an incriminating conversation, with a twist.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: PG-13 or below
Prompt: Slumber party.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)"I'll take those," Saori said with a smile. "The girls sure seem to be having fun."
"Indeed," Natalia nodded, "for the most part. --Ah, may I have another Cielo Mist?"
"This is booooooooring!" Vriska rolled her eyes at the projector screen on one end of the room. "Can't we change the movie? You guys must have something better."
"Quit ruining it for everyone!" Feferi made a face and snatched up the channel changer, guarding it with her life. "This movie is PERCHFECT. You probably just want to watch something BORING."
"Excuse me!!!!!!!!" Another, more overdramatic eye-rolling gesture. "If I had my way, we'd be watching In Which a Young Rustblooded Torturesmith, Smitten with a Blueblood Already Engaged to an Upstanding Member of the Empress' Navy, Attempts to Rescue Her Upon Her Kidnapping by Malignant Pirates Only to Realize that His Own Ancestor was Once Among Their Number; Also, Their Former Leader is Attempting to Reclaim His Treasure and Ship After a Scathing Betrayal and Enlists the Boring Hero and His Love Interest, Reluctant Though They Are to Assist; A Small Detour is Made in Which the Blueblood Gets Frustrated Whilst She and the Pirate are Stranded, Destroying His Stores of Alcohol; All the While, Her Condescension's Navy Begins the Chase--"
"Shut up and let us watch Maid in Manhattan," Feferi said, making a face.
Vriska promptly flipped her off from the other end of the couch.
"I still don't understand the point of this," Kaoru deadpanned, looking slightly less creepy with her hair in curlers. "Is it one of those... fun things?"
"It is," V/V said, puzzling over the makeup kit before deciding to go ahead and try it out on her younger counterpart. "Are you having fun?"
"...I suppose."
"Hey, V/V, pass me the orange eyeshadow!" Sayaka looked over from her makeover attempt on Yayoi. "This'll look awesome, I promise. Everyone will fall in love with you~"
Yayoi blushed. "You're exaggerating!"
"Sure, sure." Sayaka laughed. "But it's fun to imagine!"
In the corner, Elsie was chatting up the other idols and cuddling a plush fire truck.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: Any
Prompt: Affectionate couple is affectionate
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 02:29 am (UTC)(link)...this wasn't working. April's face was deep red, not that you could see in the theatre. She cautiously looked over at her date, who didn't seem all that engrossed in the car commercial in front of them himself.
"Yes, April?" Ledah tilted his head, confused.
April just shook her head, bit her lip, and put her hand on top of his.
The two-thirds of the movie theatre composed of fellow captives in terrible disguises locked their eyes on the two of them and started squealing. Or, in some cases, laughing and taking pictures.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: as far as you're willing to go
Prompt: its a two for one special
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-14 01:44 am (UTC)(link)Rating: your choice
Prompt: Beatrice topping.
[FYI: Slightly NSFW]
(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 05:03 am (UTC)(link)Gilgamesh will open one tired eye and then the other.
"But for you, I’ll make an exception."
He’ll hear the click of her boots on the floor before she comes into view completely. Beatrice paced the floor as one of the lions she carefully tucked away for the evening. If he were fully coherent, he might have been able to see their hunger in her eyes as well.
"I hope you’ll forgive me for how strong your tea was. I couldn’t have you catching on. It would have ruined all of my plans."
It would be at that point that the prey would understand his situation. He’d struggle restlessly at his binds only to realize they had been tied with the utmost care. She’ll let him test them a few times before giggling lightheartedly.
"Oh, you don’t honestly think I underestimated your strength, do you? No, I’ve taken that lean body into consideration more than you know."
Certainly he’d have made quite the angry comment...if only he could. His mouth would be filled with the taste of rubber; a tiny ball nestled, unmoving between his lips. She would waste no time in climbing on top of his prostrate body, straddling his hips, and leaning down to drag her tongue over his cheek.
"I believe it was you who said he was growing weary of this game of cat and mouse. But you never specified who was who. Allow me to settle it for you. You are the most delicious looking mouse all tangled in your trap and I...well, I’m absolutely famished."
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-14 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: Any
Prompt: I wrote that bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-14 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)Rating: Knock yourself out.
Prompt: Gilgamesh thought he found his potion of youth. Turns out it was actually a potion that turns him Tsundere towards everyone. Hilarity ensues.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)Rating: Any
Prompt: Supper goes terribly wrong
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)Rating: pg-13 tops
Prompt: can you guys try not to kill each other at least once
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 05:46 am (UTC)(link)Rating: G-PG-13
Prompt: A friendship born of accidentally macing someone in the face.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)Rating: pg-13 and up
Prompt: One thing in the kitchen leads to another.