technologic: (❦ Like a half a mile an hour)
April ([personal profile] technologic) wrote in [community profile] tvkspam2012-03-06 07:14 pm

Texts From Last Night meme!

texts from last night


1. Post with your characters, optionally with a text from last night. Feel free to leave the comment blank!
2. Others comment.
3. Drunken shenanigans/epic trolling/facepalms ensue.
4. ???
5. TAKE PICTURES FOR GREAT PROFIT.
truthsnomiracle: Edgeworth is looking at a stack of papers or a notepad. (Reading...)

[personal profile] truthsnomiracle 2012-03-06 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Edited 2012-03-06 19:56 (UTC)
needsteaplz: (Default)

[personal profile] needsteaplz 2012-03-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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needsteaplz: (A smile for the customers)

[personal profile] needsteaplz 2012-03-06 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Edited 2012-03-06 19:35 (UTC)
doudemoe: (come again?)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2012-03-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really mean that?

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doudemoe: (cannot handle the moe)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2012-03-06 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
heavenscorpse: (Glitter Love)

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-03-06 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have the same parts to flash, is that okay?

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athngabla: (Let's drop that subject)

[personal profile] athngabla 2012-03-06 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad it couldn't high-five back without screwing up that track record.

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[personal profile] chroimilis 2012-03-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"

alternatively

[personal profile] chroimilis 2012-03-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
spinoff: (Default)

[personal profile] spinoff 2012-03-06 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
doudemoe: (uh huh sure)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2012-03-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you gonna ask him out?
Edited 2012-03-06 20:00 (UTC)

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devola: (Are you kidding me?)

[personal profile] devola 2012-03-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You went into Starbucks and asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
fourteenthscion: (【DON'T GO INTO THAT HOUSE】)

[personal profile] fourteenthscion 2012-03-06 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I was wasted on our date

Or i just wanted more alcohol.

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lyres: (pic#2618539)

[personal profile] lyres 2012-03-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.

[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-03-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I should be laughing or disturbed....

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...what?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-06 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
doudemoe: (it's never easy)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2012-03-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[...How should he take this new information.]

Sounds like it'd hurt.

[Play the captain obvious angle, that's how.]

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athngabla: (h e h)

[personal profile] athngabla 2012-03-06 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rum out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
needsteaplz: (no just no)

[personal profile] needsteaplz 2012-03-06 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping

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[personal profile] innheritance 2012-03-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
doudemoe: (whut)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2012-03-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You say, "No thanks."

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popola: (pic#2057642)

[personal profile] popola 2012-03-06 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.

[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-03-06 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
crouching_sin: (call me 'cute' and die)

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2012-03-06 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel. It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.

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amnesiadragon: (what the samba)

[personal profile] amnesiadragon 2012-03-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
breatheinthefog: (btw you're on fire)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-03-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see why it matters so much to sleep in your room.
genius_idiot: (046)

[personal profile] genius_idiot 2012-03-06 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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crownedexorcist: (Formality ► Wink)

[personal profile] crownedexorcist 2012-03-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
king_of_heroes: (Default)

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-03-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
needsteaplz: ("...")

[personal profile] needsteaplz 2012-03-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you even know HOW to breakdance?

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babel_hacker: (Bzuh?)

[personal profile] babel_hacker 2012-03-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
heavenscorpse: (Six Sisters)

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-03-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
crouching_sin: (facepalm.jpg)

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2012-03-06 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
ROY G. BIV. Now take off the shirt.

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harpbeat: (♂ Smirk)

[personal profile] harpbeat 2012-03-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
kindofademon: (Crazy~ Wound up too tight)

[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-06 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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fourteenthscion: (【Paper should be 5-8 pages long.】)

[personal profile] fourteenthscion 2012-03-06 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I did too many shots and now a parrot is trying to eat my bagel

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myblimpisbigger: (So he put on his goggles and fixed it.)

[personal profile] myblimpisbigger 2012-03-06 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
needsteaplz: ("...")

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If you wanted magic brownies that badly, all you had to do was ask.
perfectisofon: (【Welp. Final stage of cat mario】)

[personal profile] perfectisofon 2012-03-06 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping

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