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Velvet Kink Meme 2.0
♥ Oh, hello, TVK. Is it me you're looking for? ♥

Even if it isn't, it should be! We haven't had a kink meme... for a while... and frankly, what with the ships forming ever, we desperately need one.

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in Fight Club the Velvet Kink Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

<b>Characters:</b> <b>Rating:</b> <b>Prompt:</b>

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Beer/Kaiji
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: I shouldn't have to describe how this is going to work.

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's kink may not be your kink! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!