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[fractured_white]

the actor meme

So, have you ever thought, what if TVK was simply a TV show, and its characters were actors who were completely different (or just the same) off-set? Well, here's the meme that fulfills all your wishes!

1. Post, and set up a scenario.
2. Others respond.
3. ???
4. PROFIT! ...except some of it goes to the sponsors.

Comments

[soulsborderline]

[Asuka's acress is backstage with her hair tied back, a warm damp towel draped over her shoulders and drinking some name-brand bottled water. She appears to be looking over a script.]

Why the hell can't the director pick a direction, anyway? Every week, it's "serious philosophy and death! No wait, romantic comedy! No wait, spy drama!" Why do I always end up in trainwrecks?

[assaultedramen]

Like, I totally know. Aren't the writers supposed to be like, from Harvard and all smart and shit? You think they would, like, be able to figure it out.

[soulsborderline]

Smart? Try reading the Star Trek bullshit they have me spout at the other "smart guys". They're just making this up as they go along.

[hellburner]

Ah...e-excuse me, but...I'd really like a sweater if someone wouldn't mind...

[needsteaplz]

[Have a sweater thrown over by Saori.]

Yeah, it's pretty cold here. How on earth do wear your costume without catching a cold? Or not having a wardrobe malfunction while on screen for that matter.

[stagecontroller]

[ He's taking off his coat for her, of course. ]

I'm sorry it's not a sweater.

[scorpiospider]

[Blanket time!]

I told you before, don't leave this behind in your room.

[truthsnomiracle]

[Edgeworth's actor, sans blazer and cravats (there are two involved in making the triple-tier effect, you see), is checking his email on a smartphone. As is often the case, irritation is the result. How do his emails keep getting leaked? He's been following every security tip he can get his hands on...]

[assaultedramen]

Hey brah I saw that piece on ET you totally need to keep that shit more private, y'know. Like paparazzi and shit go wild for Thes stories.

[needsteaplz]

Another email leak? Seriously, maybe you need another phone or have seperate ones for work and your personal life.

[want_a_vacation]

More leaks? Maybe you should try exchanging e-mails with someone about how you're onto the little snoops and what you're going to do about it once you track them down.

[assaultedramen]

[Miki's actress is flopped down in a chair complining loudly after a scene.]

Oh mah gaaaawd like why do the always have me screaming at everyone? This is like gonna totally kill my voice.

[truthsnomiracle]

Haven't they offered voice training for such things to you? As my previous role required regular shouting and our director was diligent, I can recommend a good tutor.

[soulsborderline]

Here.

[She throws a small spray bottle to Miki's actress.]

Lemon juice before, Binaca afterward to stop the swelling. Works like a charm.

[needsteaplz]

[Saori is in her dressing room, reading the latest news/reviews about TVK on her phone.]

Geeze, how did I end up with the fanservice moment? Not to mention that headbutt was not fun at all. And why am I not surprised the creepy fanworks are still pouring in.?

[soulsborderline]

You think the fans here are creepy? Try doing TV in Japan sometime.

[namedforcat]

[Gaignun's actor is outside with a cigarette and an extra extra large cup of expensive coffee.

Looks like he gets as much sleep as his on screen counterpart does.

He is also playing 'Angry Birds' on his phone.]

[fractured_white]

*Albedo's actor has left his wig off and contacts out for now, since he doesn't have a scene for a while and they're uncomfortable, and is hovering in the shade.*

If you quit drinking so much of that stuff, you might actually get some sleep now and then.

[breatheinthefog]

I hate these freaky contacts. My eyes are gonna turn red.

[fractured_white]

I can sympathize. I think I've gone through a small ocean of eye drops already.

*For the contacts that he isn't wearing right now, just like he isn't wearing his wig over his black hair, because his revival scene isn't for a while and they're both uncomfortable.*

[scorpiospider]

I have some extra eyedrops left. Where do they get these contacts, anyway?

[soulsborderline]

*********** and ****** from the old set told me they're just CGI-ing their eyes for the movies. Too bad they don't have the budget for that here.

[babel_hacker]

[Atsuro's actor, unlike his character, is hatless and relaxing off the set and reading a script.]

Geez, I wonder if he's ever going to snap again.

[scorpiospider]

[The actress playing Vriska is currently in a corner, her horns on the table in front of her and a small mountain of bobby pins next to them]

"They're not on straight" my ass. Whew, it's hot.

[assaultedramen]

Like, yeah, it's always like a million degrees in here. They are like, killing the planet and shit when they turn the heater up this high. I dunno how you, like, survive in all that makeup.