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THE VELVET KEY: Drinking game commandments
THE VELVET KEY, DRINKING GAME COMMANDMENTS.
COMMANDMENT ONE
Take a shot whenever Neah decides to use a shotgun to open a door, rather than open it by hand.
COMMANDMENT TWO
Take a shot every time Kaiji flips his shit
COMMANDMENT THREE
Take a shot every time Klaus is illogical.
COMMANDMENT FOUR
Take a shot every time arturia makes a Monty Python reference
COMMANDMENT FIVE
take a shot every time Ada is a huge wet blanket no-fun bitchface
COMMANDMENT SIX
take a shot every time there's Klaus/Ingrid ust
COMMANDMENT SEVEN
take a shot when the fate cast explodes
COMMANDMENT EIGHT
take a shot when garviel and/or klaus is a giant ham
COMMANDMENT NINE
drain your bottle when someone rushes blindly into a battle that they can't win on their own with no cover or support.
COMMANDMENT TEN
take a shot when someone neglects using their persona and instead uses a standard weapon.
COMMANDMENT ELEVEN
take a shot when someone has a debilitating injury but fights anyway
COMMANDMENT TWELVE
take a shot every time someone makes a sexual reference and garviel misses it.
COMMANDMENT THIRTEEN
take another shot if the person making the innuendo is garviel himself.
COMMANDMENT FOURTEEN
take a shot every time an innuendo goes over Saber's head.
COMMANDMENT FIFTEEN
take a shot every time either one of the lancers wakes up covered in bitches.
COMMANDMENT SIXTEEN
take a shot every time waver just does not care.
COMMANDMENT SEVENTEEN
take a shot every time Klaus is too busy doing science to actually fight shadows
COMMANDMENT EIGHTEEN
take a shot every time Saori offers to cook something for someone (take a second shot if it's for kaiji)
COMMANDMENT NINETEEN
drain your bottle whenever someone reserves or apps a character over 45. (immortal lolis do not count)
COMMANDMENT TWENTY
Take a shot whenever Lancer has shit luck.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY ONE
Take a shot whenever Asch calls Luke a degrading name.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY TWO
take a shot every time Klaus gets into an argument about morality.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY THREE
take an extra shot if that argument is about morality in regards to parenting. (take a third shot if he says anything along the lines of 'MORALITY DOES NOT EXIST)
COMMANDMENT TWENTY FOUR
take a shot every time there are more than five plurks in a row with nothing but people flipping shit over a new event'
COMMANDMENT TWENTY FIVE
Take a shot everytime Kattu and Nao are adorable
COMMANDMENT TWENTY SIX
Take a shot everytime Bill declares that someone has just won TVK
COMMANDMENT TWENTY SEVEN
Take a shot evey time Inku makes a long involved plurk analyzing girl genius canon in relation to characterization in-game. + COMICS
COMMANDMENT TWENTY EIGHT
Take a shot everytime anyone uses the phrase ZAWA in a tvk plurk.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY NINE
Take a shot everytime there's a new log up and it involves two characters with obvious ust dining or drinking together.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY
Take a shot everytime Atsuro and Madoka are being adorable.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY ONE
Take a shot every time Luke just sits there and takes it from Asch (take a second if he actually talks back).
COMMANDMENT THIRTY TWO
Take a shot everytime there's a double meaning accidental recording
COMMANDMENT THIRTY THREE
Take a shot everytime Tatsuma responds with one sentence or less.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY FOUR
Take a shot everytime April punches a shadow.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY FIVE
Take a shot everytime someone makes fun of Gilgamesh.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY SIX
Take a shot when someone posts up TVK related art or writing. (Extra shot if it involves a with UST)
COMMANDMENT THIRTY SEVEN
Take a shot every time a newbie tries to beat a Visceral Maya
COMMANDMENT THIRTY EIGHT
Take a shot every time Neah buys something and puts it on Allen's name.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY NINE
Take a shot any time Arturia is involved in an UST scene.
COMMANDMENT FORTY
Take a shot everytime Kanda calls Allen a nickname.
COMMANDMENT FORTY ONE
Take a shot everytime Neah and Diarmuid have a bromance moment.
COMMANDMENT FORTY TWO
Take a shot every time someone threatens to kill Mitsuo.
COMMANDMENT FORTY THREE
Take a shot whenever a new pairing/ship is made.
COMMANDMENT FORTY FOUR
Take a shot whenever a new commandment is added.
COMMANDMENT FORTY FIVE
Take a shot every time Rider is a bro.
COMMANDMENT FORTY SIX
Take a shot every time people can only tell Nero and Artirua apart because of the first's boobs.
COMMANDMENT FORTY SEVEN
Take a shot every time red!Saber takes a bath or talks about baths.
Comment on this entry what you think should be added to the commandments. OOC or IC.
COMMANDMENT ONE
Take a shot whenever Neah decides to use a shotgun to open a door, rather than open it by hand.
COMMANDMENT TWO
Take a shot every time Kaiji flips his shit
COMMANDMENT THREE
Take a shot every time Klaus is illogical.
COMMANDMENT FOUR
Take a shot every time arturia makes a Monty Python reference
COMMANDMENT FIVE
take a shot every time Ada is a huge wet blanket no-fun bitchface
COMMANDMENT SIX
take a shot every time there's Klaus/Ingrid ust
COMMANDMENT SEVEN
take a shot when the fate cast explodes
COMMANDMENT EIGHT
take a shot when garviel and/or klaus is a giant ham
COMMANDMENT NINE
drain your bottle when someone rushes blindly into a battle that they can't win on their own with no cover or support.
COMMANDMENT TEN
take a shot when someone neglects using their persona and instead uses a standard weapon.
COMMANDMENT ELEVEN
take a shot when someone has a debilitating injury but fights anyway
COMMANDMENT TWELVE
take a shot every time someone makes a sexual reference and garviel misses it.
COMMANDMENT THIRTEEN
take another shot if the person making the innuendo is garviel himself.
COMMANDMENT FOURTEEN
take a shot every time an innuendo goes over Saber's head.
COMMANDMENT FIFTEEN
take a shot every time either one of the lancers wakes up covered in bitches.
COMMANDMENT SIXTEEN
take a shot every time waver just does not care.
COMMANDMENT SEVENTEEN
take a shot every time Klaus is too busy doing science to actually fight shadows
COMMANDMENT EIGHTEEN
take a shot every time Saori offers to cook something for someone (take a second shot if it's for kaiji)
COMMANDMENT NINETEEN
drain your bottle whenever someone reserves or apps a character over 45. (immortal lolis do not count)
COMMANDMENT TWENTY
Take a shot whenever Lancer has shit luck.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY ONE
Take a shot whenever Asch calls Luke a degrading name.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY TWO
take a shot every time Klaus gets into an argument about morality.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY THREE
take an extra shot if that argument is about morality in regards to parenting. (take a third shot if he says anything along the lines of 'MORALITY DOES NOT EXIST)
COMMANDMENT TWENTY FOUR
take a shot every time there are more than five plurks in a row with nothing but people flipping shit over a new event'
COMMANDMENT TWENTY FIVE
Take a shot everytime Kattu and Nao are adorable
COMMANDMENT TWENTY SIX
Take a shot everytime Bill declares that someone has just won TVK
COMMANDMENT TWENTY SEVEN
Take a shot evey time Inku makes a long involved plurk analyzing girl genius canon in relation to characterization in-game. + COMICS
COMMANDMENT TWENTY EIGHT
Take a shot everytime anyone uses the phrase ZAWA in a tvk plurk.
COMMANDMENT TWENTY NINE
Take a shot everytime there's a new log up and it involves two characters with obvious ust dining or drinking together.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY
Take a shot everytime Atsuro and Madoka are being adorable.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY ONE
Take a shot every time Luke just sits there and takes it from Asch (take a second if he actually talks back).
COMMANDMENT THIRTY TWO
Take a shot everytime there's a double meaning accidental recording
COMMANDMENT THIRTY THREE
Take a shot everytime Tatsuma responds with one sentence or less.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY FOUR
Take a shot everytime April punches a shadow.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY FIVE
Take a shot everytime someone makes fun of Gilgamesh.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY SIX
Take a shot when someone posts up TVK related art or writing. (Extra shot if it involves a with UST)
COMMANDMENT THIRTY SEVEN
Take a shot every time a newbie tries to beat a Visceral Maya
COMMANDMENT THIRTY EIGHT
Take a shot every time Neah buys something and puts it on Allen's name.
COMMANDMENT THIRTY NINE
Take a shot any time Arturia is involved in an UST scene.
COMMANDMENT FORTY
Take a shot everytime Kanda calls Allen a nickname.
COMMANDMENT FORTY ONE
Take a shot everytime Neah and Diarmuid have a bromance moment.
COMMANDMENT FORTY TWO
Take a shot every time someone threatens to kill Mitsuo.
COMMANDMENT FORTY THREE
Take a shot whenever a new pairing/ship is made.
COMMANDMENT FORTY FOUR
Take a shot whenever a new commandment is added.
COMMANDMENT FORTY FIVE
Take a shot every time Rider is a bro.
COMMANDMENT FORTY SIX
Take a shot every time people can only tell Nero and Artirua apart because of the first's boobs.
COMMANDMENT FORTY SEVEN
Take a shot every time red!Saber takes a bath or talks about baths.
Comment on this entry what you think should be added to the commandments. OOC or IC.
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Take a shot everytime Kattu and Nao are adorable
POKERFACE
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oh no
/takes a shot...
OF WATER
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/condemns everyone to be drunk
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I havent even intro'd myself yet, and Festina tried to beat a Visceral Maya in her sample post.
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No one stands a chance at surviving this drinking game.
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I'm so late to this.
Also take a shot every time red!Saber takes a bath or talks about baths.
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And Added~ :3
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